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Author: Jesse Horowitz

Jesser Horowitz (Table Writer) graduated from Vassar College in 2019 with a history major, and is spending his summer working in Westchester as he prepares to begin graduate school at the London School of Economics and Political Science. Jesse likes to think he’s an expert on everything, but thrives on personal narratives about disability rights, heavily researched think-pieces about foreign policy, and bizarre takedowns of random, mostly irrelevant D-list celebrities like David Wolfe and Dr. Phil. Jesse likes to experiment and change up writing styles, but mostly adapts for the material he’s writing about; he often uses quotes to tell the story for him, while interspersing commentary. When not obsessively writing Misc articles, Jesse likes to obsessively watch movies, read books, sing, and perform stand-up.
Imagining President Joe Biden
August 2, 2019August 2, 2019 Jesse Horowitz

Imagining President Joe Biden

2020 Vision

What if the former VP found his way back to the White House? In a game of hypotheticals, Jesse Horowitz foresees a Biden presidency that could ultimately damage the Democratic Party—and the Hill as a whole.

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A Man Beyond Morals: How I Came to Hate Dr. Phil
July 7, 2019August 1, 2019 Jesse Horowitz

A Man Beyond Morals: How I Came to Hate Dr. Phil

The Underreported

Disability rights advocate and Table Writer Jesse Horowitz discusses the sociocultural impact of Phil McGraw, elaborating on his previous exposé concerning the Dr. Phil show.

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Gen-Z Zeitgeist

Depression Doesn’t Take Time off for the Holidays
January 6, 2020January 21, 2020 Jesse Horowitz
January 1, 2020January 3, 2020 Table Writers
Airpods, Yeezys, and the Unrelenting Appeal of the Superfluous Object
June 25, 2019July 9, 2019 Jesse Horowitz

Beyond The Game

Gobert Shuts Down NBA, Exposes American Exceptionalism
April 19, 2020April 20, 2020 Jesse Horowitz
Content Churners Strike out Quality Sports Journalism
January 6, 2020January 6, 2020 Jesse Horowitz
Running Backs Don’t Matter
September 13, 2019September 13, 2019 Jesse Horowitz

The Underreported

For Ukrainians, 2020 Forecasts More Bloodshed
January 3, 2020February 24, 2020 Jesse Horowitz
My Diabetes Care Is Not Gross
July 27, 2019August 7, 2019 Jesse Horowitz
A Man Beyond Morals: How I Came to Hate Dr. Phil
July 7, 2019August 1, 2019 Jesse Horowitz

2020 Vision

Anyone In Here Know Congress?
January 18, 2020January 18, 2020 Tori Lubin
Don’t Trust The Polls—Go To Them Instead
January 6, 2020January 6, 2020 Jesse Horowitz
Debate Digest: Breaking Down the Second Round
August 4, 2019August 4, 2019 Jesse Horowitz

Listen Up

No more Mr. Sad Boi: Bon Iver embraces experimentalism
September 19, 2019September 19, 2019 Jesse Horowitz
Chance Sells First CD—and Marriage
September 13, 2019September 13, 2019 Jesse Horowitz
Q&A: British Band Easy Life Talk About Their First American Tour
August 5, 2019August 6, 2019 Jesse Horowitz

Outside The Bubble

The Rise of Love Hotels: Pleasure-Seekers to Penny-Pinchers
April 8, 2020April 8, 2020 Jesse Horowitz
Hello, Non-Island
January 19, 2020January 19, 2020 Jesse Horowitz
In Madrid, Woody Allen Stays on Screen
January 5, 2020January 5, 2020 Jesse Horowitz
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